Parallel Universe Fan Pillows

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Quantum Psychic

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Slalom

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

Serious business

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

"No offense, Hank, but this parallel universe theory of yours is a little far-fetched."

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

You are unique... unless there's a parallel universe.

'I'm concerned that you've been spacing out.'

Goldilocks and the 3 bears

"I don’t talk to Christopher Robin anymore but I will consider a reunion special."

"I'll bet there are parallel universes in which falling revenues are seen as a good thing!"

"It's not a multiverse. It's a copyright violation."

'My wife believes I have a girlfriend in one off the parallel universes!'

'Where do these bloody things keep coming from?!?'

"Don't be frightened. I'm you, but I come from a perpendicular universe."