Parallel Universe Fan Pillows

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Quantum Psychic

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Slalom

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Serious business

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

"No offense, Hank, but this parallel universe theory of yours is a little far-fetched."

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"

You are unique... unless there's a parallel universe.

"I don’t talk to Christopher Robin anymore but I will consider a reunion special."

Goldilocks and the 3 bears

"I'll bet there are parallel universes in which falling revenues are seen as a good thing!"

'I'm concerned that you've been spacing out.'

Reselling for Fun and Profit

"It's not a multiverse. It's a copyright violation."

'My wife believes I have a girlfriend in one off the parallel universes!'

"Ebeneezer, I'm the ghost of Christmas future. From an alternate universe where you're an awesome guy. So. . . not much to say, really."