Parallel Universe Pillows

"It looks like we can't expect much in the way of benign guidance."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Quantum Psychic

The Big Tipper

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

We're With Stupid

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

God creating the galaxy.

"Hi! I'm Zorg, your cubicle-neighbor from parallel universe A142073..."

"How may I be of service?"

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"I knew it!"

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Please use other dimension.

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

Wiseguy Design: Badda Bing... Badda BANG!

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

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