Parallel Universe Thinker Pillows

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Teenagers!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'But what is the universe for?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Zenemies.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Quantum Psychic

The Origins of Everything

How life on Earth really got its start.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Questions

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"