Parallel Universe Thinker T-Shirts

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'But what is the universe for?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Zenemies.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Quantum Psychic

The Origins of Everything

How life on Earth really got its start.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

God with Earth Controller

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."