Parallel Universe Explorers T-Shirts

"Ebeneezer, I'm the ghost of Christmas future. From an alternate universe where you're an awesome guy. So. . . not much to say, really."

Big Bang Theory.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Quantum Psychic

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

A man looks up at the earth

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Slinky Cow World

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Space exploration"

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."