Parallel Universe Explorer T-Shirts

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'My wife believes I have a girlfriend in one off the parallel universes!'

Goldilocks and the 3 bears

Science Fiction Section

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Big Bang Theory.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Quantum Psychic

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

A man looks up at the earth

Slinky Cow World

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'