Parallel Universe Explorer Mugs

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

'My wife believes I have a girlfriend in one off the parallel universes!'

"I can't believed someone unfaced you on Friendbook."

Goldilocks and the 3 bears

Science Fiction Section

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Big Bang Theory.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Quantum Psychic

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.