Parallel Universe Tourist T-Shirts

Detour thru hyperspace.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Quantum Psychic

Blue Origin

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"You are here"

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

Moon Souvenirs

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

UFO

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Vacation on the Moon.

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Mars-A-Lago

"Could you help me with this?"

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

'Looks like the Germans were here first.'

"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back."

"No offense, Hank, but this parallel universe theory of yours is a little far-fetched."

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."