Parallel Universe Tourist Gifts

Detour thru hyperspace.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Quantum Psychic

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Blue Origin

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

"You are here"

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Moon Souvenirs

UFO

Vacation on the Moon.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Mars-A-Lago

"Could you help me with this?"

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

'Looks like the Germans were here first.'

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Glass Bottom Earth Tours

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins."

"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back."

"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'