Parallel Universe Explorers Prints

"Ebeneezer, I'm the ghost of Christmas future. From an alternate universe where you're an awesome guy. So. . . not much to say, really."

Big Bang Theory.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Quantum Psychic

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"Space exploration"

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."