Parallel Universe Ponderer Prints

'Do you believe in a parallel universe?' 'I'm COUNTING on a parallel universe.'

You are unique... unless there's a parallel universe.

Parallel Universe/Perpendicular Universe

He must be creating parallel universes.

'Think of all the tax possibilities if there really were a parallel universe.'

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

'Hmmm - quite a challenge to get these absolutely parallel.'

'I go tingly all over with all these parallel universes everywhere!'

"No offense, Hank, but this parallel universe theory of yours is a little far-fetched."

"I'll bet there are parallel universes in which falling revenues are seen as a good thing!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'But what is the universe for?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Quantum Psychic

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

The Origins of Everything

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Shall we put it in play?"

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"