Parallel Universe Believer Pillows

Quantum Psychic

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Pyramid UFO...

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

'...Water on Mars'

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

Venus Fly Trap

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"RIP Cup Cake, our beloved kitty"

"The aliens that control my brain really want me to get this job."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

"No offense, Hank, but this parallel universe theory of yours is a little far-fetched."

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

"I wanna thank everyone who believed in me!"

You are unique... unless there's a parallel universe.

Goldilocks and the 3 bears

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"