Parallel Universes Pillows

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

Due to breach in barrier between universes Bob suddenly confronts his other self.

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"Wouldn't it be funny if they turned out to be the real us?"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Don't be frightened. I'm you, but I come from a perpendicular universe."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Quantum Psychic

The Big Tipper

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

We're With Stupid

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"Hi! I'm Zorg, your cubicle-neighbor from parallel universe A142073..."

"How may I be of service?"

God creating the galaxy.

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

"I knew it!"

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

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