Alternate Reality Fan Gifts

Due to breach in barrier between universes Bob suddenly confronts his other self.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Punk Reindeer

Giant Monster in Bath

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."

The Mom quiz show

Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

As Seen On TV

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'We need more cake shows!'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"Do I have to pay the plaintiff the same amount again for each rerun of my case on TV?"

'Take us to your - y'know whasisname - that chap who came runner up in 'Pop Idol''

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

The Party of Lincoln

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'