Alternative Lifestyle Fans Gifts

'I had my tattoo removed!'

"I'll be doing my deliveries naked this year, Mrs. Claus!!"

Punk Reindeer

'It's going to be a vegan.'

The Mainstream

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Tough Teddies

Free Range Golfers

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I beg to differ."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Crusty Bread