Alternative Lifestyle Fans Gifts

'I had my tattoo removed!'

"I'll be doing my deliveries naked this year, Mrs. Claus!!"

Punk Reindeer

The Mainstream

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Tough Teddies

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Free Range Golfers

"I beg to differ."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"