Alternative Lifestyle Lover Gifts

'I want to be a role model.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

'Welcome to St Judes Summer Fayre' full of cannabis related items

"To honour and obey...in leather or lace...in oil or rubber..."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Vegetarian Birds

Punk Reindeer

The Mainstream

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I beg to differ."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"