Alternative Lifestyle Lover Mugs

'I want to be a role model.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

'Welcome to St Judes Summer Fayre' full of cannabis related items

"To honour and obey...in leather or lace...in oil or rubber..."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Vegetarian Birds

Punk Reindeer

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Mainstream

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I beg to differ."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.