Alternative Lifestyle Lovers Gifts

"Where did we go wrong?"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Birds

Punk Reindeer

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Mainstream

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

REPENT! Get back to nature

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"I beg to differ."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'