Alternative Lifestyles Gifts

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

"I also thought it was a cult but turns out they're into dancing, farming and orgies."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"Bloody streaker!"

'Good God, Gerald. No one wears a tie to a party.'

24 hour nudist camp. We never clothes

Birthday Suit Alterations

"This batch of Witch's Brew is vegan. The eye of newt and toe of frog are plant-based."

"It's the only organic lacto-vegan menu I could find that fitted into the firms Christmas meal budget."

"I'm a vegetarian, once removed. I only eat plant eaters.

"Yes, sure, pop round - I've got nothing on at the moment!"

"Lovely! This is the perfect outfit for our nudists' convention! That'll be 2175 Euros, sir!"

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

"This won't work. We're vegetarians."

Nudist Camp: Sorry - Clothed Until June

"It's an alternative-lifestyle choice! Why am I automatically labelled as "feral"?!"

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"Oh, BUDDHIST camp. Our bad, Cap'n."

"I'll be doing my deliveries naked this year, Mrs. Claus!!"

"Of course we have the best veggie burgers in town. We deep fat fry them in lard."

"This is a natural company, we make natural products and we've got a natural dress code."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

"Tell me again about that 'vegan' idea of yours."

'Well, Scofield, I guess that somehow I forgot to give you the impression that you're not alone. Even in a big, global company like ours.'

The New Ager

Nudist Camp

'Like dude, you are totally freakin' me out with your cigarette smoke!!'

'I can't go to dinner, with you. I don't have a thing to wear.'