Alternative Lifestyles Gifts

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

Birthday Suit Alterations

24 hour nudist camp. We never clothes

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"I also thought it was a cult but turns out they're into dancing, farming and orgies."

"Bloody streaker!"

'Good God, Gerald. No one wears a tie to a party.'

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

"This is a natural company, we make natural products and we've got a natural dress code."

"Lovely! This is the perfect outfit for our nudists' convention! That'll be 2175 Euros, sir!"

"Yes, sure, pop round - I've got nothing on at the moment!"

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"Oh, BUDDHIST camp. Our bad, Cap'n."

"I'll be doing my deliveries naked this year, Mrs. Claus!!"

"Of course we have the best veggie burgers in town. We deep fat fry them in lard."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

"Tell me again about that 'vegan' idea of yours."

'Well, Scofield, I guess that somehow I forgot to give you the impression that you're not alone. Even in a big, global company like ours.'

The New Ager

Nudist Camp

'Like dude, you are totally freakin' me out with your cigarette smoke!!'

'I can't go to dinner, with you. I don't have a thing to wear.'

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

"They give me free drinks if I keep my tray table down."

Naked Restaurant

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

I've Always Envied Cats

Nudist Camp: Sorry - Clothed Until June