Alternative Lifestyle Aficionado Gifts

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

Nudist Colony Halloween Parties

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Sunny Acres Nudist Resorts Inc: Back in a flash.

'He must be one of those nudists.'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

Punk Reindeer

The Mainstream

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I beg to differ."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"You should consider buying."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

Crusty Bread