Alternative Lifestyle Aficionado Gifts

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'He must be one of those nudists.'

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

Punk Reindeer

The Mainstream

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I beg to differ."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"You should consider buying."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."