Alternative Living Aficionado Gifts

"You should consider buying."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

Your Future Home.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

REPENT! Get back to nature

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"What about my footprint?"

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

Climate Change Report

EXXON EXTINCTION

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

COP26

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Bike powered computer.

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."