Alternative Fashion Fans Gifts

Tough Teddies

Giant Monster in Bath

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

Crusty Bread

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Hipsters knit their beards.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

Punk Entomologists.

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

Mom, meet my significant other.