Alternative Fashion Fans Gifts

Tough Teddies

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Punk Reindeer

Giant Monster in Bath

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Punkins

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Crusty Bread

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Hipsters knit their beards.

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Back to School '95

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Marilyn Manson.

Marilyn Manson

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

Punk Entomologists.

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'