Alternative Style Lover Gifts

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

A Macaroni in 1772

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

1930's Lady.

A chip off the old block...

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Tough Teddies

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

James Dean

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

Louise Brooks caricature

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

Emo

Hipsters knit their beards.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

Marlene Dietrich

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"