Alternative Style Lover Gifts

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

A Macaroni in 1772

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

1930's Lady.

A chip off the old block...

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Tough Teddies

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

Hipsters knit their beards.

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Emo

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.