Augmented Reality Fan Pillows

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Isabel Allende

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

Unicorn in the Woods

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."

"Hello, Number 6!"

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

As Seen On TV

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'We need more cake shows!'

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

The Party of Lincoln

'Take us to your - y'know whasisname - that chap who came runner up in 'Pop Idol''

"Do I have to pay the plaintiff the same amount again for each rerun of my case on TV?"