Augmented Reality Fan Mugs

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Isabel Allende

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

Unicorn in the Woods

'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

"Hello, Number 6!"

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

As Seen On TV

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

Election Report. The political debates and huge ratings. "Dancing Around the Issues" topped "Dancing with the Stars"!

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'

After finishing his two year residency at Drai's Beach club, in Las Vegas, D.J. Pauly D decides to return to his first love theatre.

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

The Party of Lincoln

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

'Take us to your - y'know whasisname - that chap who came runner up in 'Pop Idol''

'We need more cake shows!'

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.