Alternate Reality Aficionado Mugs

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"I'm the nice huggy lady from the government."

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Please use other dimension.

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

The Power of 3D Glasses.

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

'Wow! What graphics!'

A couple in bed wearing virtual reality headset.

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

'They're playing our song.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

Magna Carta Shock - Incorrect Royal Seal

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front