Alternative Comic Admirer Pillows

Torturers punch card is punched by enthusiastic prisoner.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Iliadette.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cow of BEEF

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Car Rides - Cats

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

Phill Jupitus

"Sorry, Barnes, but you're not getting credit for that deal you closed. You tested positive for job performance enhancing drugs."

Godzilla vs. Himself.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 3

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

Milla Jovovich

Running in please pass

"All I know is that one of them was raised by wolves, and the other was raised by geeks."

I never know what to expect from those guys --- they're pretty loopy!