Alternative Comic Admirer Gifts

Torturers punch card is punched by enthusiastic prisoner.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Iliadette.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cow of BEEF

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

Car Rides - Cats

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

"Sorry, Barnes, but you're not getting credit for that deal you closed. You tested positive for job performance enhancing drugs."

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

Running in please pass