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Advantages of Marsupialism.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Ahhh...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Backfire

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Moses' Tablet

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Iliadette.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Nuts to you, too."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

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Fist Bumper Cars

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Nun Fight.

Gooseberry Fool...