Fantasy Comic Admirer Gifts

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Iliadette.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'