Fantasy Character Admirer Gifts

"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Moon

"Balloon animals $5.00"

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Escher's Dog

Peter Lorre caricature

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

The Missing Bell

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

The Mouse King

A mad scientist.

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

Peter

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

Needy, the high maintenance dwarf.

'This is my forth time through the line - she can't tell us apart.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"