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"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Moon

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Balloon animals $5.00"

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

Peter Lorre caricature

Escher's Dog

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

The Missing Bell

The Mouse King

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

A mad scientist.

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

Peter

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

The Neighbours from Hell....

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'This is my forth time through the line - she can't tell us apart.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

A shark swims into a desert island.