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Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Wotan with eye patch

Cow of BEEF

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Peter Lorre caricature

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

Al Pacino

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

W.C. Fields

Actor talking to unimpressed child

The Missing Bell

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Johnny Depp

A mad scientist.

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

The Neighbours from Hell....

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Hadleyville Has-Beens

Javier Bardem

Charlotte Rampling

The Wicked Witch goes pet shopping.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Martin Clunes