Literary Character Admirer Gifts

Mary's Little Lamb was no match for Jenny's Giant Sheep.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

The Wicked Witch goes pet shopping.

". . . So why, exactly, was the price drastically reduced?"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Wotan with eye patch

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Kultural K9's.

Marley had a little lamb

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Peter Lorre caricature

W.C. Fields

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

The Missing Bell

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Forrest Gander

A mad scientist.

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

The Great Catsby.