Literary Character Admirer Pillows

Mary's Little Lamb was no match for Jenny's Giant Sheep.

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Wotan with eye patch

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Kultural K9's.

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

Peter Lorre caricature

The Missing Bell

Forrest Gander

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

A mad scientist.

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

The Great Catsby.

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

La Boheme - the bohemians

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

The Neighbours from Hell....