Character Study Admirer Pillows

W.C. Fields

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Reading my Critics

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

bird interprets modern art

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Wotan with eye patch

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Film Star Robert de Niro

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Love Birds love just being together

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Prisoner still life painting.

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"It's a great work!"

Sharp Eyes

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'Picasso'

'Your rhino, or mine?'

Cover story: Picasso

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

Landscape Artists

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'