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Take Our Kids To Work Day Fails

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

No-Work Orange

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Desert Island BBQ

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Early photobombing

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."