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Take Our Kids To Work Day Fails

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

No-Work Orange

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Desert Island BBQ

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Early photobombing

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'