Alternative History Pillows

"Anyhow, according to the Science 'Times,' things would have turned out quite a bit differently if that meteor had hit Earth."

An Alternative Theory on Custer's Last Stand: 'I said 'retreat' not 'retweet!''

Leftie Trump

'This time Kennedy's shooting back.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

The New Age Dentist.

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

Tess of the Dirigibles

Famous Pieces of Paper

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

Homing Beatnik

Clearing up medals.

The Corn Law Charter

Please use other dimension.

Bullsheviks.

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."

"Couldn't we just call it a day and send out some nasty Tweets about them."

'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

"As your personal advisor, could I advise a few changes"

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

"And sometimes I think I'm the Duke of Wellington."

European Powers Halt Greek Intervention in Crete

Gladstone's Retirement

"It's the moat Sire, everyone's just hanging out in it."

"I am having an alternative Christmas."