Alternative Science Gifts

Members of the flat earth society would holiday...but never too far from home.

"The only thing we fear is sphere itself."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Self help acupuncture

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Vegetarian Birds

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

The Mainstream

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

REPENT! Get back to nature

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

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"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'