Alternative Energy Gifts

Don Quixote attacks wind farm

The new hydrogen-fueled car is unveiled.

"No thanks, I'm drilling for my own gas!"

"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"

"TV bioenergy, I like it!"

Interest in using solar power waned after failed attempts to plug an electrical cord into the sun.

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

BIO TV Fuel

Olive oil based diesel: regular, virgin, extra virgin.

AC hell

Florists - Say it with bio-fuel crops.

'Your smile lights up a room. Green energy, I love it.'

'Sure, this is great, but don't you think we should be exploring alternative energy sources?'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

Energy saver.

Solar and Wave Energy Research: 'We riding along on the crest of a wave and the sun is in the sky.'

American oil consumption.

Oil Dependency

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

Prince Charles' Windfarm

'I don't know what other surgeons do with it, but I burn the removed cellulite in my car's diesel engine.'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

Wind Farm Protest.

'It's a shame it's such a clear day. When it's cloudy you can't see a thing from up here.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"'Green energy.'? -- This isn't about SPINACH, is it?"

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

"It's for global cooling."

"Our cows produce so much methane I suppose we could be described as a wind farm."

Powering the fuel-efficient..merry-go-round.

"Did the Doctor give you anything for your wind?"

"If I drive in the direction of the sun, would I go faster?"

"Nuclear energy is perfectly safe, I'd bet my third testicle on it!"