Alternative Fuels Gifts

Fuel cell and the parking problem.

"She runs directly on biofuel. No middle man."

Pick Your Own Fuel.

Swamp gas

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Bio fuel bread.

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

The log burner is good for the environment, but the chainsaw isn't.

This is Weird

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'Do you have poop points?'

Bike Lane

"It's for global cooling."

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

BIO TV

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'Sure, this is great, but don't you think we should be exploring alternative energy sources?'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

Rising Gas Prices

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."