Alternative Fuels Pillows

Fuel cell and the parking problem.

"She runs directly on biofuel. No middle man."

Pick Your Own Fuel.

Swamp gas

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Critical Ethanol report

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Bio fuel bread.

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

The log burner is good for the environment, but the chainsaw isn't.

'Do you have poop points?'

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

Bike Lane

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

BIO TV

"It's for global cooling."

"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Rising Gas Prices

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'Sure, this is great, but don't you think we should be exploring alternative energy sources?'

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

Clean Energy

"It runs on helium."

"We gave the biodiesel a fecal transplant, and it performed 60% better."