Alternative Fuel Advocates Gifts

"It's predicted that all cars will be replaced by fuel-efficient alternative technologies within 10 years!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Swamp gas

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Natural gas

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Gas prices up.

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

'Do you have poop points?'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

Wrong pills

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Iranian Oil

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"She runs directly on biofuel. No middle man."

"...And that's when we transitioned to a paperless workplace."

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

Oil Profits

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

Recycling chip fat.

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

"You called for lawn service?"