Alternative Fuel Advocates Mugs

"It's predicted that all cars will be replaced by fuel-efficient alternative technologies within 10 years!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Swamp gas

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Natural gas

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

Gas prices up.

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Do you have poop points?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Wrong pills

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

Iranian Oil

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"She runs directly on biofuel. No middle man."

"...And that's when we transitioned to a paperless workplace."

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

Oil Profits

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

Recycling chip fat.

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.