Alternative Fuel Enthusiast Mugs

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"I'm trying to find a way to run an engine on the cold virus so petrol companies will find a cure for the cold."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

US Energy Needs.

Swamp gas

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Bio fuel bread.

I think I can...

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Iranian Oil

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Wrong pills

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'