Alternative Fuel Explorer Mugs

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Here's the problem."

Swamp gas

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

The oil trap.

Nuclear energy.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'Do you have poop points?'

Wrong pills

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

The hydrogen pill: The new energy source.

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Stu had a future in demolitions.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

"She runs directly on biofuel. No middle man."

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Pot of Gold...

"We have used all the fossil fuels. How long before you can make more?"

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

Atomic Lethargy Research.