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The Garcias discovered a huge drawback to driving a car that runs on vegetable oil.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Here's the problem."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Swamp gas

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

The oil trap.

Nuclear energy.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'Do you have poop points?'

The hydrogen pill: The new energy source.

Stu had a future in demolitions.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Wrong pills

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

"She runs directly on biofuel. No middle man."

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

Pot of Gold...

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."