Fossil Fuel Enthusiasts Gifts

"Where's all that clean coal we hear about?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Fossil hunting

I love my motor.

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Where clean coal comes from.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'Palintology'

Fracking Express

Gas prices up.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Do you have poop points?'

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline