Fossil Fuel Enthusiasts Gifts

"Where's all that clean coal we hear about?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

US Energy Needs.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

Fossil hunting

I love my motor.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'Palintology'

Fracking Express

Gas prices up.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Do you have poop points?'

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."