Fuel Enthusiast Gifts

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Do you have poop points?'

'You're not gonna believe this, but I ran out of gas!'

Let's Go Out!

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'

Extreme self-service

Regular and decaf fuel.

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

"Remove card quickly...hoooo, not quick enough. That's going to cost you!"

Pipeline Backers Hang On

Petrol Prices

'I blame the sandwich I bought at Tesco. It probably had the wrong bio ethanol mix!'

"Three hundred dollars' of regular."

Energy Crisis

Bread fuel.

"You can always leave the car as part payment for your gas."

Individual opposite global interest.

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

An oil pipeline through my property is fine by me!

Propane Shortage

Gas prices up.

Gas Who?

"What Kind of fuel am I?"

"I have a terrible cash flow problem. It all flows into the tank, through the engine and out the exhaust."

Short Memories

April Fool/April Fuel!

'Mr Jenkins must be the richest guy around - last week, I saw him filling up his car three times!'

Gas Loans.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Grades of booze

'Dad, think about all the money in the tanks of those automobiles out there.'

'Make lots of money... I need the gas.'

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

Soybean Cakes - 'They're not selling. Let's just offer then as a Synfuel.'